Gap Pink Theory Novel Chapter 50 – Backstage [Khun Sam] (Part 2)
“I like you. Please date me.”
Jim, my friend from the gang, called me to the terrace of the school building and told me these nonsense, like in a Japanese manga. He narrows his eyes, showing strangeness, and hits her forehead.
Bang!!
“Oh, bitch. Why did you hit me?”
“Ah, you’re saying that weird stuff to me.”
“Why did you hit me?”
“Why did you say you like me? Is she crazy?”
“No, I just like you.” She tucks her hair behind her ear and says, “I’ve liked you since seventh grade.”
“But we are in seventh grade.”
“Why does time pass so quickly?”
“If you’re daydreaming, you should go to bed.”
What a bummer…
Because we attended a girls’ school, it was normal to see romantic relationships between girls. If I had gone to a normal school, I wouldn’t be this charming.
They came to me because of my position, but others hated me. They used to gossip that I was mean, had a fake title, and was useless.
But no one said these things to my face… because they were considerate of my title, MhomLuang.
So was my position good or not?
“PP, why did you make Jim cry?”
Kate, my friend, was also in seventh grade. But she was famous and popular with both students and teachers. But nobody knew how rude she was.
“What did Jim tell you?”
“She said you yelled at her to go to bed and sleep.”
“And cried? How weeping she is!” Tee, the most beautiful and daring girl in my gang, didn’t understand why Jim was crying. When Jim heard us, she angrily took off her shoes and threw them at us.
“She told me to sleep because I confessed my love for her.”
“How cold.” Tee looks at me and gives me a thumbs up. “Well, Jim is ugly. Who would want to date her anyway?”
“Tee!”
“Jim has become a trend here. When we grow up, she will understand better. I still think you like men.”
“I like boys and you too.” After saying that, she hugged me and squeezed me like a kitten. “Take a good look at yourself. You smell good, you have a pretty face and long fingers. Wow.”
“Long fingers?”
“It’s good to do… ouch! Why did you hit me, Tee?” The pretty girl hit him on the forehead. I smile satisfied, Jim deserved it.
“Dirty. What is thinking? Long fingers… do things. It’s disgusting.”
“Are fingers disgusting? If I had said dick that would be disgusting.”
“Yes. Yes. Yes.”
All agreed with Tee. Jim was disappointed.
“Whatever. I like you PP But forget it. Having a broken heart is no stranger to humans.”
“So easy?”
“Life is short, my dear. We shouldn’t stress for too long.” Jim told me with narrowed eyes. “Do you have any sisters that look like you? I will flirt.”
“Khun Nueng and Khun Song.”
“Wow, all girls. Did your dad have a small dick? … There! I got hit again. This time it was Kate. Did she use her hand or her foot?” She told Jim.
Kate couldn’t bear to hear it any longer. It hit Jim in the head.
“It’s not nice to talk about your friend’s dad like that.”
“It is proven by science. If all the daughters are female, it means the father has a small dick.”
“My God. What kind of science is this? It’s all about chemistry and it has to do with the mother too.” Tee explains.
“That’s all I know.”
“Crazy!”
***
After that, many years later, Kirk, who was my childhood friend, came up to me and also said nonsense.
“Sam, when we grow up, we are going to get married.”
“Huh? Marry? Marriage, having sex and having kids, is that it?”
“Why are you surprised? That’s what marriage is about.” He scratches his head and smiles sheepishly. I look him up and down.
“Do you have a big dick?”
“Hey!”
When he hears what I asked, he rushes to cover his private parts in embarrassment. The white boy is turning red. But I don’t feel anything.
“I will know if we are going to have a girl or a boy.”
“What?”
“How many children do you intend to have?”
“Some.”
“Do you want a boy or a girl?”
“Whatever.”
“I want to have a girl.”
“Well, she will be beautiful like you.”
“But if you have a big dick, we’ll have a boy. I don’t want to get pregnant many times. It must hurt, and besides, we’ll have fights over inheritance.”
“So, I have a small dick.”
I put my hand over my mouth
“Ew… small!!!”
“Sam!”
“Right. If we reach thirty and we don’t have someone, let’s get married.” I cross my arms and face him, he’s smiling. “Why is he smiling?”
“So does that mean we’re dating?”
“Falling in love? All right.”
“Well, can I kiss you?”
“He can?”
“Sorry.”
Since that day, Kirk and I have been in a relationship. A relationship… not unlike friendship. I knew he prayed he’d hit thirty soon. He never stepped out of line. In my case, there were a few boys flirting with me, but they disappeared when they saw Kirk.
Um… I wouldn’t have someone to love before I was thirty. If this kept up, I would have to marry Kirk. It would be better than a blind marriage.
“No, all I know is that she’s not like that.”
“Do you know her well?”
“I don’t know her… well. But she is the type of woman who lights up the world with her smile and she likes dogs.”
But… sometimes, God tests us. He sent someone to disrupt the wedding Kirk was waiting for. Because now I’m thirty years old. ‘Mon’, a new trainee I had never seen, or saw but wasn’t interested. She was in the bathroom and seemed to know me well.
And the most surprising thing is that it felt familiar, but I didn’t know why…
“How do you know I like dogs?”
“I read your interview article, so I guess you like dogs.”
“Yes, I did an interview, but I said I like cats.”
“Hmm… I must have misunderstood. Even if it’s cats or dogs, you’re an animal person.”
“Is different. Have we met before?”
“We may never have met before.”
“We can? What you mean?”
“It’s my first day working here. I saw you earlier, but I’m not sure if you saw me?”
“Ah yes, you are the new intern, Bunny.”
I called her Bunny without thinking. Why did I do this? It must be because she’s younger than me.
But after saying that, I received a cheerful smile in return. That broke my heart. Palpitation… Palpitation…
That’s crazy… what’s wrong?
The little girl in front of me was trying to touch me. I was so surprised that I backed away. It was like I had a short circuit. I turned it down right away.
“I am fine. I could be a little drunk or maybe I got sick from the smell of the bathroom.” I better get out of here. But I was still wondering. “Do we really not know each other?”
“If we had met, you would remember me, correct?”
“It is true.”
I must leave now, she’s too scary.
Too bright…
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